chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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8 hours ago with 77,256 notes — via the-average-introvert, © chromeofficial


s0neir requested: Bombur gifs! Because why not :3

8 hours ago with 362 notes — via tothless, © hobbitbilbo


cap 1 + tumblr

8 hours ago with 9,821 notes — via phasers, © derekstilinski


crowley-for-king:

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

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A fridge that opens and gives you beer when you sing the Canadian national anthem.

The video

8 hours ago with 201,304 notes — via applescraps, © adorkablenerdvana


9 hours ago with 957 notes — via togifs, © robertdafoto.com.br


thebigbearcave:

evoroil:

thebigbearcave:

Toph Tuesday!

*STAMP OF APPROVAL*

Toph is approved! Royal House Bei Fong, Lord of Melons, Ruler of Earth, Supreme Metalbender, Team Avatar, titles titles

10 hours ago with 23,012 notes — via the-average-introvert, © thebigbearcave


thehipstertrombone:

Take a look at this. It is a Buccin. It was a very popular instrument in the 1700’s, and the bell is a dragon. That is positioned overhead. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS COOL

thehipstertrombone:

Take a look at this. It is a Buccin. It was a very popular instrument in the 1700’s, and the bell is a dragon. That is positioned overhead. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS COOL

10 hours ago with 2,353 notes — via trumpetangst, © thehipstertrombone


leavingourwarbehind:

fuckyeahdiomedes:

fakedick:

zoo-monkey:

I cant lie, this looks and sounds like it’d be great

Hey, let me talk about this for a bit because it’s great. Blaxican started off as a food truck. The owner himself is biracial Black and Mexican and wanted to celebrate the two cultures he was raised in. Not only that, but they use a good amount of their tips from the food truck and restaurant and donate them to organizations that help the less fortunate because the owner strongly believes in giving back to the community and helping those suffering from poverty.

that’s cool as hell

positive that this is all that I need in life.

leavingourwarbehind:

fuckyeahdiomedes:

fakedick:

zoo-monkey:

I cant lie, this looks and sounds like it’d be great

Hey, let me talk about this for a bit because it’s great. Blaxican started off as a food truck. The owner himself is biracial Black and Mexican and wanted to celebrate the two cultures he was raised in. Not only that, but they use a good amount of their tips from the food truck and restaurant and donate them to organizations that help the less fortunate because the owner strongly believes in giving back to the community and helping those suffering from poverty.

that’s cool as hell

positive that this is all that I need in life.

10 hours ago with 30,849 notes — via japansky, © cmmoncourtec


fuckyeahbats:

I need a pet bat

fuckyeahbats:

I need a pet bat

10 hours ago with 2,399 notes — via japansky, © 9GAG


shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

10 hours ago with 83,524 notes — via je-suis-katiekat, © thehomosexuals


To all my recent followers I haven’t greeted

juleznotjulia:

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10 hours ago with 262,941 notes — via je-suis-katiekat, © juleznotjulia


d4ftpunks:

balconyscene:

illplaytheromeoyouplaythejuliet:

I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon

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u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend

that was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read

10 hours ago with 495,881 notes — via je-suis-katiekat, © illplaytheromeoyouplaythejuliet


annieleonhardt:

boys who hate bright lipsticks because “itll get all over them” fail to realize it will come nowhere near them

11 hours ago with 165,013 notes — via gallifreyns, © annieleonhardt


marseeargh:

nerd-of-the-world:

thegreatbigfour:

notwosnowflakesarealike:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT THEY ARE DOING! A theatre accidentally played Rise Of The Guardians instead of Guardians Of The Galaxy.

This has officially made my night. Oh my god.

RISE OF THE GUARDIAN FANDOM RISE!!!!

WE’RE NOTICED

this is amazing. man i wld just stay there. and watch anyways.

12 hours ago with 20,732 notes — via the-average-introvert, © notwosnowflakesarealike


femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

12 hours ago with 92,253 notes — via phasers, © ethiopienne